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Born and raised in rural Montreal by renegade English speaking Jesuit priests, Jevon learned quickly that Maple Syrup and The Maple Leafs are not the same thing. Brought up on a steady diet of Toronto flavoured hockey, Jevon learned to speak by emulating Howie Meeker. To this day he still says "Golly Gee" a lot.

By the time Jevon graduated from high school he was an impressive physical specimen - standing over 6'5'' and weighing in at an astounding 165 pounds. It took a series of weird jobs (many in the communications and technology fields), an additional two inches in height, and sixty pounds for Jevon to gather enough stories and comic books to enter the Personal Empowerment / Motivational field. To date his books, and accompanying cassette and video series include: Success Through Delegation, Lose Weight While Sleeping, Television Can Make You Smarter: An Intellectual Approach to Daytime Programming, and his best selling Get Off Your Ass and Quit Being Such A Loser.

Figuring that there must be more to life than worldly success Jevon sold off his belongings and moved to a small island near Ireland where he has set up a hermitage. He currently sends his monthly columns and occasional stories via a specially trained albatross to a colleague in London, who then sends them along to the webmaster.

He is currently working on a new book that he hopes will reflect his new sense of spiritual enlightenment. Good God Awful should be available in finer bookstores soon.