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It was a Monday, of course; and it was early - 3am early.  Jevon arrived feet first ready to take on the world.  Little did the big bald headed baby know this would set the pattern for most of his life:  Get into situations, and wait for his head to catch up.

As a child Jevon demonstrated two remarkable abilities: listen without hearing, and speak without thinking.  Abilities he honed to a fine edge during his 10 years at a community college.  Upon graduating Jevon continued along as if nothing had happened, going about his merry way and living life to its fullest.

Somehow during all this he got himself into a marriage, and fatherhood, as well as a mid-sized North American car.  To date he knows how to get into the car.  The other two items remain a mystery.  Sadly Robert Stack no longer hosts Unsolved Mysteries and it looks as if the author will never know.

By far the tallest member of his family, Jevon also claims to be smarter than a Jack Russell Terrier.  The author currently lives at home with his wife, children, and pretty smart dog.  He hopes to one day write something that makes sense.