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JevInstincts
July
is new baby month at our house. All the things that I have forgotten
about having a new critter about are slowly making their way to the
top of my muddy little brain. Such as no sleep (who am I to complain?
I don't have the feeder attachments so I can roll over and try and go
back to sleep). There are others but I'm to tired to think of
any more (okay so I complained a little).
There's a lot of fun
to be had too, don't get me wrong. It's not every day I can get my
wife excited about the consistency of a bowel movement – not mine mind
you, but it's still kind of fun to see her eyes light up when the gaffer
has produced a truly Herculean effort. How the boy manages to turn
milk into mustard is a mystery akin to that of turning lead into gold.
What is truly amazing is that it doesn't stink. Oh it has a smell,
but it's a lot like buttered popcorn - strange, eh? Everytime he
voids himself, I get an overwhelming urge to go see a movie.
Life is good.
Life is very good. Amen.
Jevster,
August 1999 |