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June marks an anniversary of sorts.
One year ago I started polluting the web with my wandering diatribes and
literary turds. If you've been around since the beginning, what keeps
you coming back?
Moving right along.
The other day I was yacking with my little brother (he resembles a young
Drew Carey - without the glasses. I wonder if that make me a Ryan
Stiles wannabe?) who has recently discovered what newspapers are.
He's rather like a new born-again Christian - he has to read those passages
he finds particularly prophetic out loud to anyone who's within earshot.
"Hey Jev," he starts
- getting ready to unleash his radio voice "Check this out, The University
of Wisconsin has declared May to be National Masturbation Month."
Cool. Last month
people all over North America taking their hands out to dinner and a movie
in recognition of past service. Office water coolers were hot spots
of activity. "So Bob, have you been observing Masturbation Month?"
I guess this brings
a whole new meaning to the maypole. Just goes to show that there's
just about a month for everything. The real test to the success of
Masturbation Month will be whether or not the greeting card industry jumps
on the band wagon. I can almost see some of the clever witticisms
coming out of the creative types.
Oh, were you expecting
examples? Too easy. Anyhow that's all for this month.
Give yourself a hand for making it this far.
Jevster,
June 1999 |
