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I'd like to dedicate this month's blurb to a friend who passed away suddenly.  Grant, this one's for you.
    Life is a funny bunny - strange how you can know a person, and when they're gone you suddenly realize you knew so very little, and missed so much.
    It was a beautiful crisp fall day, and the funeral chapel was located on the grounds of the cemetery.  Odd how peaceful everything seemed, despite the emotional turmoil that is associated with such places.  There were a number of us were standing around waiting for the memorial service to begin.  While I was looking out over the lush rolling hills I was struck by the thought that this would make one hell of a golf course.
    What a way to maximize shrinking green space.  I can see it now, you could use the flush headstones as yardage markers.  You could even colour code the headstones at the tee boxes, so that you could mark the reds, whites, or blues to tee off.  Not to mention the fun you could have with hazards.  You get a dirt bunker, with a six foot hole.  Now that would be a recovery shot worth bragging about.
    Yup, that would be pretty cool.  See you at the 19th hole Grant.  You will be missed.

Jevster,
November 1999

October Reads

The Adventures of the Stainless Steel Rat

Illegal Alien

The Voices of Heaven

The Dragon and the George

The Dragon Knight

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