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I've gotta warn you before you get too far, that this time around I'm writing about John Labatt Classic (a pretty good yellow beer), Hennessy cognac, and fine Cuban cigars, fishing, oh yeah, and me holding a piss for an entire day. Dan (name changed to protect the innocent) being the patron saint of fishing bestowed upon me and my brother a weekend of manly camaraderie. So on a fine Friday Dan, Sandro (name unchanged because he'll never read this, so why should I change it?) and me jumped into his truck, and drove for several hours and eventually arrived at Dan's happy place. To celebrate we unpacked, had a few beers, a little cognac, and chewed the fat. Oh yeah, and we ate most of a big ass bag of chips. After a while we hit the sack, and dreamed happy dreams of burping farting, and fishing. At least I'm assuming that's what the other guys dreamed of too. The first day was fun, but a waste of time. i.e.: Jevon didn't catch anything. Sandro caught a beauty which we had for dinner. It was a great night so we started a nice fire outside, ate dinner, drank beers, polished off most of Sandro's beloved Hennessy, and smoked some truly savory stogies (nice Cubans that I picked up for the trip). That night I went to bed dreaming of fish. Sunday morning came, and as soon as breakfast was done we headed off to another lake to try our luck. As luck would have it, I would catch a beauty fish. So would Sandro, and Dan - the patron saint of fishing caught more fish than we did. Sure I caught a fish, but I failed the true test of my manliness due to my nervous bladder. You see a real man pees over the edge of the boat when he's gotta go. Sandro mostly did; he got the giggles part way through and almost peed on me (note to self don't tease a man going pee), Dan of course was extremely manly. Me? I proved my mettle by drinking coffee, tea, juice, and NOT peeing. Not in the morning, nor in the afternoon, not ever. Nope, I smiled and waited until we put ashore at the end of the day. Just for fun I decided to time myself when I was finally able to go. 48 seconds, and none of that sissy squirty stuff either. I'm talking amateur fireman quality hoseage. I'm not sure if it's a record, but it was pretty satisfying. Jevster |
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