Lone
Rhino (©1982 Island) / Twang Bar King (©1983 Island) 





Lone
Rhino 1: Big Electric Cat 2: The Momur 3: Stop It 4: The Man In The
Moon 5: Naive Guitar 6: Hot Sun 7: The Lone Rhinoceros 8: Swingline
9: Adidas In Heat 10: Animal Grace 11: The Final Rhino
Twang Bar
King 1: I'm Down 2: I Wonder 3: Life Without A Cage 4: Sexy Rhino
5: Twang Bar King 6: Another Time 7: The Rail Song 8: Paint The Road
9: She Is Not Dead 10: Fish Head 11: The Ideal Woman 12: Ballet For
A Blue Whale
I still smile and laugh
to think my old friend Beth ever thought to compare my music with
Adrian’s. I guess she figured weird was weird and was that I would
know who he was since he was weird too. I didn’t know who this "other"
weirdo was so I promptly went out and bought his stuff so I could
see who was ripping me off (har de har har).
These two albums are the
great Belew musical bookends. In 1983 Adrian Belew entered my world
in a big way. Lone Rhino along with Twang Bar King served
up a completely different musical stew than I was used to at the time.
My head was full of mostly “commercial” rock. You know, Journey, Toto,
Foreigner and stuff like that (Rick Springfield - shhh, you can't
tell anyone, but I'm still a fan). Suddenly I’m dancing around to
"The Momur" and "Fish Head" and dive-bombing my
whammy bar.
Wow, and holy cow. Who was
this skinny man with the beat to crap strat standing in a field with
a Rhino? To quote Cheech & Chong, "This was some weird
shit man." I bought both of Adrian’s albums on the same day,
and taped them onto a single cassette and played in to death in my
car over the next few years.
My artsy fartsy musical friends
who hated anything that reeked of “selling out” cut me some slack
because I liked Adrian’s stuff so much. They’d only roll their eyes
when I mentioned Huey Lewis’ new album, rather than kicking me to
death with their pointy black boots.
So it’s hard for me to separate
the two albums, it was just one long tape. If I had to pick one over
the other, I’d have to say I’d have to give the edge to Twang Bar
King.
This is great cool and irritating
music if you have a headache it's not recommended listening. Adrian
twists the casabas (hey, that's a new one for me, I'll have to write
that one down) out of his guitar and tortures some truly bent shapes
from his instrument. Some of his stuff is so out there, you have to
wonder what planet this guy is from (Uranus? Just cause I’m immature,
and it’s funny to say out loud).
Of course my favourite songs
were the ones where Adrian dusted off his melodic side, songs like
"Another Time", and "The Rail Song" are astounding
pop songs. Then we get songs like "Sexy Rhino" and "The
Ideal Woman". "Big Electric Cat" kills me, and "Man
in the Moon" is cool. I’m like a kid in a musical candy store
at the moment, as I haven’t heard these in their entirety in a few
years, and I’m really enjoying the odd looks my children are making
at the stereo as "Adidas in Heat" is playing.
You’d never guess that 20
years have passed by. This stuff still sounds fresh and crisp.
Great stuff.
God Bless you Mister Belew,
you are twisted in a good way. May your strings always stay in tune.
Reviewed May 16, 2003